GLEE

Where to begin...

"I don't menstruate"
"Neither do I"
-What a perfect beginning to a perfectly stereotypical feminist. Her overreacting, drum core music background, militant character does a lot to discredit the fact that feminism is a legitimate point of view, and that women actually are treated as second class citizens as she says out of context later in the episode.

"People think you're gay now"
-I get it, the show is trying to set up a "this is how it is" into "this is how it should be" kind of an idea in which glee club starts off as "gay" and ends up being "cool" as if the two words when used to describe something are mutually exclusive... boo.

"this banister was made by Ecuadorian children"
-Where the hell did that come from, why is that necessary. If you're going to make a statement about the abuse of foreign labor, that isn't the way to do it. More cheap laughs from GLEE

"This is where our daughter or gay son would sleep"
-Again, where did this come out of, what is its purpose, and at whose expense does this cheap laugh come from.

"I knew I would do whatever it took to make that dream come true"
-Reinforcement of the "American Dream" which is to live with massive excess at the expense of others. The life style they're trying to promote as a goal here is not sustainable, everyone can't live like that, there aren't enough resources, it just doesn't make any sense if you go through the logistics.

Will takes off his jacket revealing a particularly valued body, "I'll walk you through it"
-I wonder what it says in the script here to describe how he is supposed to deliver that line. Clear Alpha-male mentality reinforcement.

Both teenage female main characters are portrayed as hopelessly after the guy... like they're helpless

"I want to be thinner" Bulimia should not be treated in such a cavalier way. Its not a joke, making a joke about it isn't going to make it better. Rachel is already very attractive does not need to be thinner. Unfortunately I've only seen this as the case personally which makes it all the more real and provides more reason for this to be dealt with seriously.

"A wealthy relative died? Why can't we ever be the ones to catch a break?"
-At the risk of sounding too preachy I'm going to suggest that these characters take a trip to New Orleans, whose financial sector was restored very quickly after the Katrina disaster while the rest of the city is still left damaged. Or the Slovak Republic where an astounding amount of structures are still damaged by the bombings in WWII.


"I only joined to get into Quin's pants..."
-Reinforcement of the idea that all teenagers want is sex. Another cheap laugh... I get it, its ironic, its a celibacy club, not that funny...

A good point to make here though is that Rachel actually sheds light on the fact that abstinence as a method of birth prevention doesn't work for the majority of people and to deny other options is narrow-minded. And that teenagers of both genders desire sex, not one more than the other.

"Are you a janitor..."
"I'm really embarrassed... will you keep this between us?"
-The purpose, I'm guessing, with this dialogue is to establish some sort of deeper connection between Will and Emma via secret keeping, which is valid and in general a good idea, but not at the expense of more reinforcing of negative ideas. As if all janitors are bad people, or lesser people, or social outcasts as is reinforced in the scene where the other janitor courts Emma by saying...

"I'm a good man... They can't fire me because I'm a minority..."
-As if being a minority gives you job security... this is a clear anti-affirmative action sentiment. Many people believe that it is unfair and paint that picture that through affirmative action minorities have gained automatic acceptation into jobs, schools, and careers. When the reality is more likely that minorities are hired less often and have less job security than white people.

"you could do a lot worse... I'll put up with all of your crazy..."
As if women are something to "put up with" or "deal with" Grrr.....

Back to chronological order:
"We're going to give them what they want... sex"
-this blatant statement makes it obvious that our culture is at the point now that the media doesn't even need to mask its game plan anymore... they can say it straight out and still few are any wiser because of it.

"Push it." is garbage in my opinion, I'll fight against any nostalgia that it might carry.

"But all these songs have either jesus or balloons in the title" as
Will is reading the "pastor approved" song list printed on an American Flag background.
-This is a sneaky trick. FOX a company known for its right winged news and shows, patriotism and appeal to people of religious background and lifestyle is "making fun" of the right wing with this piece of paper, as if to say "look, we're on your side" when really they embody the very stereotype they are "making fun of" The purpose of this tactic is to subconsciously lure the viewer into a false sense of security so that they are therefore more susceptible to their particular agenda.

"But they are also songs about the circus"-principal

"What's a luftballoon?"-rachel

"99 luftballoons" released in the US as "99 red balloons" is a cold war protest song. It has nothing to do with the circus or Jesus. Not that I have anything against either the circus or Jesus, its just really a logical fallacy to associate 99 luftballoons to the circus or Jesus.

"You talk more than you should and to be honest with you I looked under the bed to make sure your weren't hanging out under there."
-Rachel should have slapped him across the face... As if women should be seen and not heard... Gender stereotypes for everyone... hooray!

this dialogue ends in a a premature ejaculation on the part of Finn. A really exaggerated and unrealistic one. He runs away embarrased and she's left crying alone on the stage... lets give another rousing hooray to exaggeration! hip hip...

"If you're meant to be pregnant it'll happen."
-as if there's some sort of fate that decides who is "meant" to have children and who is not...

...and the three cheerleaders have "pop perfect" voices.
-I know I'm supposed to suspend my belief, its a musical, everyone sings. But it gets a little insulting, having spent a lot of time practicing vocal technique to have it thrown around on TV like its easy. I want to make it clear that I believe that everyone can sing, and everyone should sing, its good for you, its a natural human thing to do. The concept of someone being "tone-deaf" is more of a myth than anything else. The voice is an instrument just like guitar or clarinet, some people are born with an innate ability to play particular instruments, but we're not all jimi hendrixes and benny goodmans...

Casting. By actor/actress's AGE If you look at nothing else...

CHECK OUT THIS GARBAGE

Cory Monteith as Finn Hudson
AGE - 27

Mark Salling as "Puck" (mohawk football player)
AGE - 27

Amber Riley as Mercedes Jones
AGE - 24

Dianna Agron as Quinn Fabray
AGE - 23

Lea Michele as Rachel Berry
AGE - 22

Jenna Ushkowitz as Tina
AGE - 22

Kevin McHale as Artie Abrams
AGE - 20

Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel
AGE - 19

So... the reason why the football players are so buff is not because they are football players, but because they're 3-8 years older than the rest of the cast!!

And... the less popular "glee members" are played by the youngest actors... who are still older than average high school age!!

This is FOX's bio of Tina, Jenna Ushkowitz's character

"Tina is a member of Glee. She is awkward and needs to suppress her stutter before she can take center stage. Her interests include speed-metal, emo-core, cutting off her dolls' hair, and hangin' wi' her speech therapist, Judy."

- of course the character with asian decent has her hair dyed blue... and has a speech problem... and listens to emo-core... I don't even know what emo-core is. When I looked it up I found it was pretty much synonymous with the musical genre "Emo" so i'm going to guess that FOX found emo-core a better way to say emo... As if any other genre of music is void of emotion.

Bring in that really poetic possibly FOX original closer... wait... its a Rihanna song... wow... I know there's a chance that I might be completely alone in my reaction because I don't really watch TV but GLEE, for me, is complete garbage. Not coincidentally brought to you by the same people that gave you nip/tuck. FOX and Ryan Murphy... thanks guys, you're awesome, keep up the good work.